MR. Woody Johnson
Owner, New York Jets
Dear Woody,
Enclosed please find a resume presenting my qualifications for the job of Jets' head coach. Frankly, I may not be particularly well-qualified for the position, but given the number of field captains the Jets have run through in the last year, it's only a matter of time before my name comes up. Maybe around game six, 2005?
And please note that unlike many other writers who enjoy flogging the life out of any controversy surrounding the Jets, I'm sincerely concerned. Here's how I can personally help you to rejuvenate this franchise:
I wouldn't suggest you send Parcells into exile, like Napoleon. But maybe the real problem is that Parcells is too much beloved. Heck, even if Al Groh had succeeded in beating the traffic, winning the war of words with his most highly paid and erratic players, and emerged with a playoff berth, there's a good chance everyone would have credited Parcells with the triumph.
What's so weird about the Jets' recent fates is that everything they've endured has defied the best intentions of some very competent people, from Leon Hess to Joe Walton to Bill Parcells to Al Groh, and nowwell, maybe to Parcells again, or Maurice Carthon. Good guys all.
On the other hand, consider Al Davis. Much as you hate to say it, even his admirers would admit that Raider-owner Davis is about the last guy you'd want to make a handshake deal with. Any rabid Oakland fan who's old enough to recall the great teams from the '70s is old enough to remember hating his guts for leaving the Bay Area for L.A. back in 1982. And yethere they are in the playoffs.
You never want to suggest that one guy's bad intentions are worth more than a better guys' best, but so long as the Tuna's trying to exercise white-collar authority as "Director of Football Operations," whoever's in the trenches is apt to feel a little bit uneasy-no matter how buddy-buddy they might be with him.
It's a little tough to be top dog when the rest of the pack can see you're on a leash. (There's something to be said for not getting along that well with your bossdoes anyone remember Parcells and Giants GM George Young talking about what good friends they were back in the day?)
No incumbent is going to be happy so long as he's uncertain whether the Tuna is the power behind the throneor the biggest clubhouse lawyer of all, even if it's despite himself.